Borderlands Skits

This article lists all of the Sanity Not Included Borderlands skits.

- In the first episode (Pilot), A skit is seen shortly after the beginning.

Transcript:

*Front view of Lilith*

Lilith: Okay, to take this down it will take a lot of firepower and - Oh god Jim, what the hell are you doing?

*View rotates to an over the shoulder vision from Lilith, revealing monster*

Jim: I AM MELEEING ITS LEGS.

*View returns to a front view of Lilith*

Lilith: Are you insane? You're just gonna piss it off!

*View returns to over the shoulder view*

Monster: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!

Jim: I've got it right where I want it!

A continuation of the skit is later seen towards the end of the episode.

*Shoulder view, revealing that Jim is still meleeing the monster*

Jim: I BELIEVE THE BEAST IS WEAKENING. DO YOU NOT SEE THE FEAR IN ITS EYES?!?

*Monster gets up on its two back legs*

Lilith: Oh god Jim, you're gonna-

*Monster falls over, dead*

Jim: HUZZAH! TAKE THAT YOU GAYLORD!

Lilith: Oh goddam-

The introduction of Episode 3 (Littlebigdevilgame) utilises Borderlands.

*Front view of Claptrap*

Claptrap: Greetings traveller! New missions are available if you -

*Screen shakes and turns red for the rest of the skit while Claptrap's voice deepens*

Claptrap: SUCK MY DICK!!!!